Can Jamaica to Game Night, Mon? - Tuesday, September 22

Ya, mon.   Everyting is gon ta be all right.  We gon ta gettin tropical up in here!  There be a fine carribean groove happenin down in my gates.  And we alla gonna be happy, mon.  Cause dis week is Jamaica themed Game Night

Picture was not actually from jamaica, but I think it best captures the Jamaican attitude anyway

Game Night Cancelled! (Saturday, September 12th)

Just a quick heads up to anyone who was planning on coming to game night this Saturday:  Don't!

There will be no one there, and you will feel very stupid:

Tuesday September 1st -- Rushed Decisions and Hard Sells

You, there!?  Yes, You!  You look like an enterprising young person, how would you like to be the proud new owner of this fabulous work of art?  It would really complete your collection, I can tell -- maybe you'd be interested for say, $2 million?  Yes?  But that guy over there is willing to pay $5 million, going once, going twice  .... $20 million!  Good decision man, good decision!  I'm sure this won't come back to haunt you later, as you slowly realize how much money you've pissed away down the sewer.  Now next, up, this fabulous item of collector war figurines .....

Saturday, August 22nd

Salutations, Ladies and Gentlemen!  I am writing to inform you that you are hereby invited to a gathering of dearly loved friends, to take place half a fortnight hence at my residence.  I do ever hope you are able to attend and would so enjoy seeing you there.  As is the case every week, there is a theme to this soiree*.  The theme, as the reader may have deduced presently, is

Last Minute Game Night -- Saturday Aug 1

HEY GUYZ N' GALZ!

So, first of all, I apologize for not sending this earlier.  I meant to, but then I forgot.  In the future, if you're ever curious what's going on, here's the schedule.  Cool, glad we got that behind us.

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Now, here's the most important thing you can do right now -- go pull up this video in a separate tab.  Have it open in a the background while reading the rest of this post.  Maybe skip to about 45 seconds in, because that's when the good part starts: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2iocz_will-smith-wild-wild-west-music-vid_creation

Aw yeah, listen to that piece of 90s awesomeness.  That's right.  Game night this time around is wild wild west themed.  That could mean that everyone will show up in a ten gallon hat, toting pop cap guns!  (Or maybe even real guns!  This is Georgia!)  It could also mean that we're going to sit around a campfire and play harmonica.

It could mean any of those things, but it doesn't.  What it actually means is that I'm making "frontier" chili and "hoedown" fajitas and "excessive quotation" ranch dip.

Undigestible Themes and You -- Game Night Tuesday July 21st 8pm

Hey hey HEY.  It's that time again!  Game night is back for another rollicking good time, and you and all your friends are invited.  Except for that one friend you have that's a little strange.  Don't invite him/her.  That guy/gal isn't really welcome around these parts.

 ..... Aaaaaanyway, here's the theme tonight for those of you who are interested.  The food theme is going to be sushi, because I just learned how to make sushi, and I'm super excited about sushi.  Sushi is delicious, and you should all have more sushi -- at my sushi themed game night!  There will probably be some non-sushi option for all you non-fish lovers, but let's be honest: the sushi is the most important part of sushi night.

But that's not even the best part.  You guys ready for the best part?  After we're done eating sushi for realz, we can eat pretend to eat EVEN MORE SUSHI:

Boom.  Mic dropped.  Be there, or you'll be an uncultured dweeb -- just like Donny.

Vital details:
Location: My place!  3768 Peachtree Road
Date: Tuesday July 21, 2015
Time: Whenever you show up -- food will be ready about 8:00 PM

Surprise Guest Star! - Friday July 3

Hey guys, we got a surprise guest host this week!  .... "Guest host" sounds stupid.  "Guest star" maybe?  Let's go with that.