Saturday, August 22nd

Salutations, Ladies and Gentlemen!  I am writing to inform you that you are hereby invited to a gathering of dearly loved friends, to take place half a fortnight hence at my residence.  I do ever hope you are able to attend and would so enjoy seeing you there.  As is the case every week, there is a theme to this soiree*.  The theme, as the reader may have deduced presently, is

Normally, we're a bit of a rowdy bunch.  We may be a bit rambunctious at times, and we do enjoy our excursions, what what!  But not this day!  This day we take our hiatus from those baser behaviors, and we enjoy ourselves as the members of high society that we are.  This day we embody the very quintessence of elegance.  This day we use only the most indecipherable formations of speech we can muster.  If our friends need a dictionary and thesaurus to even understand what we are saying, then we shall count that as a resounding success!

So come friends!  Come countrymen!  Leave your daily lives behind for a spell and enjoy the finer things with us!

There will be provided refreshments of the highest caliber, such as mushroom stuffed steak, cauliflower au gratin, and whatever else yours truly can think up in the intervening time.

Entertainments will of course also be provided.  In particular, one that will most assuredly be enjoyed by all is a game concerning being a classy individual at a dinner party while simultaneously trying to remove the host from this mortal coil!  A riotous concept to be sure**!

Bonus points (and the feeling of being a superior individual) will be awarded to those who dress the part as well***.

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In conclusion, I hope your interest is piqued, and I hope you can find the time to make it down to my place at approximately 6PM August 22nd.  RSVP is not required, but is appreciated.  More particulars are available by following this newfangled concept of a "web link".

Sincerely,                                            

Mr. Jonathan Loesch

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* Soiree!  Guess who learned a new vocabulary word today!

** As always, refreshments and entertainment subject to change wildly based on number of people present, how much time I had to cook, how people are feeling, etc...

*** In all seriousness, I'm hoping people show up in formal wear cause I think that would be funny.  But it's not required at all.  Take a look at the image at the top of the blog to get an idea of the usual atmosphere around here :)