Monday, August 31, 2015

Tuesday September 1st -- Rushed Decisions and Hard Sells

You, there!?  Yes, You!  You look like an enterprising young person, how would you like to be the proud new owner of this fabulous work of art?  It would really complete your collection, I can tell -- maybe you'd be interested for say, $2 million?  Yes?  But that guy over there is willing to pay $5 million, going once, going twice  .... $20 million!  Good decision man, good decision!  I'm sure this won't come back to haunt you later, as you slowly realize how much money you've pissed away down the sewer.  Now next, up, this fabulous item of collector war figurines .....





So, Game night is tomorrow.  Some people would say that I *forgot* to send out an email, or that I *leave things till the last minute*, or that I'm *irresponsible* or some such poppycock.  Bollocks!  I was merely embodying the coming night's theme of "rushed decisions".  We're going to be eating food that I procured in a rush, because I didn't have time (possibly probably delivery pizza).  We're going to be playing a game about auctioning off items, collecting art, and them selling them at a loss because you made idiotic purchases under time pressure.  I'm even going to have a time share salesman come by and tell you all about this fabulous new opportunity you're just going to love!



We're probably also going to do what we do every night.  Which is hang out and have fun.  So get ready for a fast paced rollicking game night where absolutely nothing is planned because I totally forgot intended it to be that way.

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