Tuesday September 1st -- Rushed Decisions and Hard Sells

You, there!?  Yes, You!  You look like an enterprising young person, how would you like to be the proud new owner of this fabulous work of art?  It would really complete your collection, I can tell -- maybe you'd be interested for say, $2 million?  Yes?  But that guy over there is willing to pay $5 million, going once, going twice  .... $20 million!  Good decision man, good decision!  I'm sure this won't come back to haunt you later, as you slowly realize how much money you've pissed away down the sewer.  Now next, up, this fabulous item of collector war figurines .....

Saturday, August 22nd

Salutations, Ladies and Gentlemen!  I am writing to inform you that you are hereby invited to a gathering of dearly loved friends, to take place half a fortnight hence at my residence.  I do ever hope you are able to attend and would so enjoy seeing you there.  As is the case every week, there is a theme to this soiree*.  The theme, as the reader may have deduced presently, is

Last Minute Game Night -- Saturday Aug 1

HEY GUYZ N' GALZ!

So, first of all, I apologize for not sending this earlier.  I meant to, but then I forgot.  In the future, if you're ever curious what's going on, here's the schedule.  Cool, glad we got that behind us.

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Now, here's the most important thing you can do right now -- go pull up this video in a separate tab.  Have it open in a the background while reading the rest of this post.  Maybe skip to about 45 seconds in, because that's when the good part starts: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2iocz_will-smith-wild-wild-west-music-vid_creation

Aw yeah, listen to that piece of 90s awesomeness.  That's right.  Game night this time around is wild wild west themed.  That could mean that everyone will show up in a ten gallon hat, toting pop cap guns!  (Or maybe even real guns!  This is Georgia!)  It could also mean that we're going to sit around a campfire and play harmonica.

It could mean any of those things, but it doesn't.  What it actually means is that I'm making "frontier" chili and "hoedown" fajitas and "excessive quotation" ranch dip.

Undigestible Themes and You -- Game Night Tuesday July 21st 8pm

Hey hey HEY.  It's that time again!  Game night is back for another rollicking good time, and you and all your friends are invited.  Except for that one friend you have that's a little strange.  Don't invite him/her.  That guy/gal isn't really welcome around these parts.

 ..... Aaaaaanyway, here's the theme tonight for those of you who are interested.  The food theme is going to be sushi, because I just learned how to make sushi, and I'm super excited about sushi.  Sushi is delicious, and you should all have more sushi -- at my sushi themed game night!  There will probably be some non-sushi option for all you non-fish lovers, but let's be honest: the sushi is the most important part of sushi night.

But that's not even the best part.  You guys ready for the best part?  After we're done eating sushi for realz, we can eat pretend to eat EVEN MORE SUSHI:

Boom.  Mic dropped.  Be there, or you'll be an uncultured dweeb -- just like Donny.

Vital details:
Location: My place!  3768 Peachtree Road
Date: Tuesday July 21, 2015
Time: Whenever you show up -- food will be ready about 8:00 PM

Surprise Guest Star! - Friday July 3

Hey guys, we got a surprise guest host this week!  .... "Guest host" sounds stupid.  "Guest star" maybe?  Let's go with that.

Game Night Saturday July 11

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Game Night is Saturday July 11, 2015 at 6pm

So usually there's a theme to these things.  Some sort of unifying concept behind the food and the gaming.  Maybe a locale, maybe a time era.  Here's tonight's theme:

We're going to be eating delicious food and playing fun games!

Maybe this might seem like a cop-out.  Maybe this might seem like I just drew a blank and couldn't come up with anything.  Maybe you're thinking that I've finally cracked and gone completely insane.

You're pretty perceptive!

Team America - Tuesday June 30

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Game Night is Tuesday June 30, 2015 at 8pm

Well, I promised details at the last minute, and I certainly delivered.  We're having a good old fashioned American theme this time around.  Things like burgers (definitely American, although served alot of other places too).  Things like french fries (misnomer aside, definitely American).  Things like Brats (.... sorta American)?  Things like BMT sandwiches ..... Whoah.  I just had an epiphany.