Game Night Tuesday June 21

Hey guys, you know what complaint I always hear about game night?*  I hear that "it's not silly enough" or "it's too thinky".  I hear that it should be "more raucous fun", and "we should get super smashed and high and maybe go joyriding around town".  Well look no further!  Game night is back again, now with 72.4% more silly!

*I've literally never heard any** of this feedback, but stay with me for the sake of the narrative, ok?
** Well, except the one about getting high***
*** Yes there are footnotes on my footnotes. What of it?


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So, this week's Game Night is going to be "stacked".  By which I mean, we'll be playing a game called "Kaboom!" (Exclamation point part of  the title).  It's a game that has one person trying to stack up a bunch of tine wooden blocks into a building that looks like it might win an award in a postmodern art convention.  That's pretty silly already TBH (31.2%), but it gets even sillier when everybody else has the world's worst mini catapults flinging the world's dinkiest little pebble sized ammunition trying to knock over the buildings.  Maybe they're more fans of the classical art styles, I guess. This adds another 27.7% silliness to the equation.

Then when we get bored of throwing things around my condo like manic monkeys, we can transition to nice game of Jenga or something.  I'm playing this by ear, but I've got *lots* of stacking games ready to go.

Obviously, we're going to having some stacked food to go with this.  I'm thinking Sandwiches or Lasagna.  Or maybe even ................

Which gets us the final 13.4% **** of silliness.

**** People claiming these numbers don't add up clearly have never heard of "rounding error" or "significant digits".  I mean come on.  What, you think I just made up these numbers?  These numbers came from painstaking double-blind experimental measurements and have been independently verified to be the most accurate at this point no one is even still reading this sentence so I may as well just say whatever I like here I'm going to go back to work now ok thanks bye.