The more astute among you will notice that particular Saturday almost the 4th of July. That gives me a really dumb idea, and if there's anything I've learned in life, it's to ALWAYS BE 100% INVESTED IN DUMB IDEAS: So the theme of this game night is "Almost American*". We'll could have some deep dish pizza, which is pretty american except for the fact that it's actually italian. We might finish that off with Neapolitan Ice Cream for dessert, which is red white and blue, but of course it's French. We might even play some football (The tackly kind), which one would THINK is truly american but it turns out is actually British.
*a.k.a. 'Murican?
Man, our country is apparently fond of culture plagiarism.